Medicine

On the news this morning I saw a report where a woman helps out the elderly by having laughing sessions with them.
So here is your laughing session for the week.
Even if you pretend to laugh, it still has the good effects on the body as real laughing.

Product Warnings
Dumb and Funny Warning Labels On Products:
Old Spice Red Zone Deodorant - Use only on underarms.

Zantac 75 - Do not take if allergic to Zantac.

Sleeping Pills Warning: May cause Drowsiness

Christmas Lights Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.

Bic Lighter: Ignite lighter away from face.

Komatsu Floodlight: This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark

Earplugs :These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe

Mattress Warning: Do not attempt to swallow (My personal favorite)

Matches Caution: Contents may catch fire.

Pepper Spray Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.

Auto-Shade Windshield Visor Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.

Fix-a-Flat WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.

Rain Gauge: Suitable for outdoor use.

RCA Television Remote Control :Not Dishwasher Safe

Pine Mountain Fire Logs Caution: Risk of fire

Triops Fish Food Warning: Not for human consumption

Home Depot Treated Lumber : Do not consume

Hair Dryer Warning: Do not use while sleeping.

Road Sign: Caution water on road during rain.

Camera: This camera will only work when film is inside.

Road Sign Cemetery Road: Dead End

Church Parking Lot Sign : Thou shalt not park

Children's Superman Costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

Air Conditioner Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.

Rowenta Iron Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

Slush Puppy Cup: This ice may be cold

American Airlines Peanuts Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

Nabisco Easy Cheese: For best results, remove cap.

Swanson TV Dinners: This product must be cooked before eating.

Hershey's Almond Bar Warning: May contain traces of nuts

Heinz Ketchup Instructions: Put on food